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THE WORLD'SMOST POINTLESSWEBSITE.

Five buttons. 4,440 ways to achieve absolutely nothing.

Go on. What's the worst that could happen?

🌍 Humanity has wasted Connecting… pointless presses worldwide Checking the worldwide tally…

0your pointless presses

£0.00money you made

MORE WAYS TO ACHIEVE NOTHING

Four extra buttons. 888 ridiculous outcomes each. Still zero useful outcomes.

Choose a button. Question your life choices.

All five buttons add one to the same worldwide counter when successfully recorded. No real prizes, fortunes or holiday disasters.

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